I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, Yes I do, Yes I do

I love her truly

I love the hole, that she pisses through

I love her ruby red lips, and her Lilly white tits

and the hair around her assss hole

I'd eat her shit gobble, gobble, chomp, chomp

with a rusty spoon,

with a rusty spoon.

(delay)

And there was granny,

swingin on the outhouse door

singin' boys bring me more, more, more